BEGIN THE RAGEHOOPING!!!
Tracks
Karate ManBear gives this shitty Wednesday a boot to the head
Flat Jim has missed you all, and he’s coming back.
TV Show Idea
New concept for TV show: Esteemed british actors with nice voices travel from country to country to learn about the different medical practices around the world. We could call it, “Alan Rickman and Colin Firth Play Doctor.”
Flat Jim loves a captive audience, but he also likes his audience to have an endocrine system. Flat Jim scoffed at these lymph-less fellas.
Flat Jim’s country ‘tis of thee.
If “thee” means “Flat Jim.”
Welcome to Flat Jim’s America, a place where wine flows from every spigot, there is no fluoride in the water, and every debate is solved with cupcakes and Moby.
Flat Jim came looking for ladyboys, but he found this instead. A curveball to be sure, but Flat Jim loves a new adventure…
Bum Looker gives Flat Jim the “All Clear” after his bi-monthly rectal swabbing.
They say the camera add 10 pounds. Flat Jim is fucked.
C is for cookie. This is good enough for Flat Jim. But he’d be okay with the googly eyes BEHIND the googly eyes too… if you catch my meaning.
